Hephaestion as Alexander

[marcus]

Indeed,Tony Blair will be doing it at the next election here - unfortunately, he has a good chance of winning anyway (d**n his eyes), but he'll want to make sure...

[marcus]

So, as a sop to the moderators...what would Alexander have done if Macedonia had instituted democratic elections?He had already bumped off all the other candidates, of course, so there weren't going to be too many names on the ballot papers in the first place!All the bestMarcus

[susa]

He'd do just like Mr. Hussein:Do you want Alexander as yr sovereign?- yes- noPlease enter yr name and address. Feel free to state yr preferences.